Second Chance: Name Calling

Second Chance: Name Calling

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Seeing hundreds of nameless animals coming through the door each year, Second Chance Humane Society Shelter staff are always needing to generate new names. I get there can be pressure when choosing a pet’s new name, which needs to positively reflect the pet’s unique attributes, while steering clear of aliases like Bruiser, Cyclops, Satan, or Snarky, which do not increase our chances of being adopted.

Sometimes staff uses seasonal names, for example, June is a great time of year for flower names like Daisy, Violet, Poppy, or Iris. I am going to give Geranium a hard no though. My name is Gigianna La Femme, but you can call me Gigi. I feel my name aptly reflects my small stature, while also capturing my rather iconic nature. I definitely needed a strong name to reveal the stamina required of me to survive 9 years in a puppy mill.

If you do a search for the most popular names in 2020, you will find girl names like Luna, Bella and Sadie dominating the uppermost choices; while boy names topping the charts are Charlie, Buddy and Max. I can assure you that if you look at the top names over the past decade those names remain on top. They are good solid pet handles for sure, but it may be time to freshen things up.

I feel that unique names such as Purr-tzel, Papichulo, Smeagol, Reya Sunshine, JayPeg, Jimmy Chews, or Beef Shreddington can grab an adopter’s attention. Some may like celebrity-based names such as Katy Purry, Snoop Dogg, George Clawny, or Punk Floyd.

Artistic names give pets some flair. How about Monet, Frida, Warhol, Renoir or Georgia O’Kitten? And there are always literary names so people think your pet is smart like Kafka, Camus, Austen, Yeats, Pablo, Hemmingway, or Angelou. Some of my favorite names are fun food names like Dumpling, Crumpet, Lambchop, Sashimi, Matzoh, or Meatball.

This Pet Column is making me hungry. Maybe sticking with classics like Sadie and Buddy is a good idea after all. But then again, “L.L. Bean” was a shelter pet who truly benefited from his unusual moniker. After being featured on a local news spot in Wisconsin, where he had been living in a shelter for over a year, news travelled all the way to Freeport, Maine of his plight and he was adopted by an L.L. Bean employee and now lives happily ever after in Maine.

Whatever you decide to name your pet, make it something you can remember. Don’t resort to “Hey Dog” when calling your pet. And if you find that Einstein doesn’t really fit your dog’s personality, you can always go with a more appropriate nickname later, like Butthead.

Truth is, if you adopt me you can call me anything you want. I am a 9-year, 8-pound Min Pin wonder of sweetness despite my hard life. I am timid at first meet, but warm up quickly because there is nothing like love to make a girl feel good. I will want is a home with a fenced yard so I can lay in the sun and not worry about needing to be anywhere else. My mouth may be a little crooked, my tongue may hang out, but I am a lovely, healthy girl fresh from a dental cleaning, vaccinations and a spay just needing a second chance at life.

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